Do you need a platonic wife?

• Location: 

  Newcastle and around, Newcastle

• Posted: 07/11/2009 21:09

Are you a single, divorced or widowed man? Do you sometimes feel that you would like a feminine touch when it comes to chores around the house? Do you feel that you would like to have a woman to organise your life?

If so, then you need a platonic wife. We can provide you with a willing and able helper to aid you in all those domestic chores...from running errands to cleaning; from cooking dinner to answering the telephone; from household administration to keeping your diary.

We thoroughly vet all our platonic wives to provide a service which is second to none. We can be relied upon for total quality and integrity.

Email platonicwives@yahoo.co.uk for further information and to discuss our highly competitive rates.

Please note, no sexual services are offered; these "wives" are strictly platonic!

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